Candwich: The Sandwich in a Can
Hey Candwich, I have some thoughts for you:
1) A stack of Pringles called. They want their home back.
2) It looks like you’re made of Wonder Bread: People wonder if you’re actually bread. Zing!
3) I hear you come in three flavors: Grape, Strawberry and Impending Bowel Cancer.
4)Candwich?!? More like Can’twich! Ha!
5) Seriously, you’re a sandwich in a can. Fuck off. I Want You Outside Me.
(eater via thedailywhat)