Frozen pig pic was taken at NetCost Market, an awesome Eastern European grocery store in Coney Island. Buy your own frozen pig for a mere $58!

Frozen pig pic was taken at NetCost Market, an awesome Eastern European grocery store in Coney Island. Buy your own frozen pig for a mere $58!

Read a description of tasting the Candwich at our other food blog Navigeaters. Good news: It’s as not-delicious as you’d hope!

Read a description of tasting the Candwich at our other food blog Navigeaters. Good news: It’s as not-delicious as you’d hope!

Recipe at Gourmantine’s Blog. (via Gastrogirl)
Original picture: The amazing octopus-filled Fanwich contest runner-up from Scanwiches.

Original picture: The amazing octopus-filled Fanwich contest runner-up from Scanwiches.

Recipe at Closet Cooking. (via nomnomism)

Recipe at Closet Cooking. (via nomnomism)

Pictured: Fresh veggies from Clyde Common at the Ace Hotel in Portland. (FYI: The chef’s coming to NYC on June 16.)

Pictured: Fresh veggies from Clyde Common at the Ace Hotel in Portland. (FYI: The chef’s coming to NYC on June 16.)

OK, I’m playing around with a format change: Words WRITTEN ON THE PICTURES. Revolutionary. If you like it, like it…
(Original photo from hildagrahnat via 100scientists)

OK, I’m playing around with a format change: Words WRITTEN ON THE PICTURES. Revolutionary. If you like it, like it…

(Original photo from hildagrahnat via 100scientists)

Grilled Bananas and Chocolate
Oooh, Grilled Bananas, you look amazing. I have never seen a more alluring way of tricking a friend into eating laxatives.
IWYIM.
(hildagrahnat via 1000scientists)

Grilled Bananas and Chocolate

Oooh, Grilled Bananas, you look amazing. I have never seen a more alluring way of tricking a friend into eating laxatives.

IWYIM.

(hildagrahnat via 1000scientists)

Hamburger Cake
Holy crap, Creepy Hamburger Cake, your googly eye makes it seem like you’re smiling blissfully as someone cuts into your skull. You are not a friendly children’s dessert. YOU ARE A STONE COLD PSYCHO.
Eating you would give me nothing but empty calories and night terrors. I Want You Outside Me.

Hamburger Cake

Holy crap, Creepy Hamburger Cake, your googly eye makes it seem like you’re smiling blissfully as someone cuts into your skull. You are not a friendly children’s dessert. YOU ARE A STONE COLD PSYCHO.

Eating you would give me nothing but empty calories and night terrors. I Want You Outside Me.

Candwich: The Sandwich in a Can
Hey Candwich, I have some thoughts for you:
1) A stack of Pringles called. They want their home back.
2) It looks like you’re made of  Wonder Bread: People wonder if you’re actually bread. Zing!
3) I hear you come in three flavors: Grape, Strawberry and Impending Bowel Cancer.
4)Candwich?!? More like Can’twich! Ha!
5) Seriously, you’re a sandwich in a can. Fuck off. I Want You Outside Me.
(eater via thedailywhat)

Candwich: The Sandwich in a Can

Hey Candwich, I have some thoughts for you:

1) A stack of Pringles called. They want their home back.

2) It looks like you’re made of Wonder Bread: People wonder if you’re actually bread. Zing!

3) I hear you come in three flavors: Grape, Strawberry and Impending Bowel Cancer.

4)Candwich?!? More like Can’twich! Ha!

5) Seriously, you’re a sandwich in a can. Fuck off. I Want You Outside Me.

(eater via thedailywhat)